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Anaconda

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Subject
Anaconda
Year or era
2026
Publisher
Borant
Set
Dungeon Crawler Carl Series One
Card number
037
Variant
Normal
Serial number
Not numbered
Segment
Dungeon Crawler Carl
Autograph
No
Subtitle
Penis Parade
Card type
Base

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Card text

Anaconda

IT'S A FUCKED UP FAMILY AFFAIR Whaddya get when you mix a menagerie of aliens with a bad LSD trip? It's the Desperado Club's intergalactic freak-show-within-a-freak-show, the Penis Parade. The strip joint's nefarious machinations reveal more of Anaconda than just his absurd physique... like assassinated Astrid's husband, the Night Wyrm. Or their kids, Anaconda and — surprise! —Damascus Steel. Guess what, bros? Daddy plotted Mommy's murder. Now go get some sweet revenge. Make Shakespeare proud.