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Dong Quixote
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- Subject
- Dong Quixote
- Year or era
- 2026
- Publisher
- Borant
- Set
- Dungeon Crawler Carl Series One
- Card number
- 035
- Variant
- Normal
- Serial number
- Not numbered
- Segment
- Dungeon Crawler Carl
- Autograph
- No
- Subtitle
- Penis Parade
- Card type
- Base
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Card text
Dong quixote INCREDIBLY JACKED... FOR HIS AGE Male stripper at the Penis Parade. Level 45 human NPC. Totally buffed — for a 70-ish dude. The white beard gives Dong away. Not sure the conquistador helmet goes with the spandex short-shorts and matching open vest. But less to peel off during a striptease, I guess. It's not long before Dong becomes a big bad mercenary for Carl. Dong mobs with the sentient weapon Carl gives him, the Spunky Jeffery the Enchanted Nickel Sock of the Elderly Miser. Keep the change, ya filthy animals!